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True happiness is finding someone who is less of a fool than you are, knows it, and still loves you anyway.

I went for an arthroscopic MRI the other day. What a lovely little slice of Hell that was! Just for a little background, a few months...

Tom Lehrer once likened life to sliding down a razor blade. Do you suppose the pool waiting for us at the bottom is full of lemon...

There really are people worth listening to. I met one once.

I hate corporations. I just do. I can’t stand knowing that the person I’m talking to can be the nicest in the world, and do verything...

Never say yes the first time. It doesn’t matter what the request is…