The woman I expected to spent the rest of my life with left me last week. I’ve seen it coming since before Thanksgiving, but somehow I just couldn’t believe it would really happen.

The relationship people are wrong. Treating your woman right and devoting a big part of your life to her is NOT what women want. They want someone exciting, who will shit on them repeatedly and maybe slap them around a little. Oh, and don’t buy into that bullshit about physical attraction not being important as long as you are truly in love, either. You can’t, as the old song says, have one without the other, it turns out.

In fact, the WORST thing you can do is be best friends with your lover. If you do, once they’ve torn your heart out of your chest with a rusty spoon, they want to call you for support over how bad they feel about the whole thing.

I hate people.