That title would be a really bad multilingual joke. ‘Crank-room’, built from the German word ‘krank’, meaning ‘sick’, and the English word ‘room’, meaning ‘the spot I’m stuck suffering in for the duration of this microbiological invasion of my body’.
Summer colds are just the worst. It’s astonishing how bad a mood I’m in. It doesn’t help that the weather people say we won’t see the sun again for at least a week! Maybe I’m solar-powered…..