- Find a baby outfit you like.
- Undress baby.
- Wait for ears to stop ringing from undressing process.
- Change diaper.
- Clean pee and poo off changing table and nearby wall.
- Find a new outfit for yourself, the old one being soaked in various effluvia.
- Feed baby, since process has taken so long he’s due again and squalling.
- Burp baby.
- Dress baby in desired outfit.
- Remove desired outfit, now covered in baby vomit, and place in hamper.
- Argue for twenty minutes over which new outfit to dress baby in.
- Dress baby in new outfit.
- Undress baby and change diaper.
- Find new package of wipes.
- Place new outfit in hamper. This one was a blow-out!
- Dress baby in whatever footie sleeper is on top.
- Just go.
- Realize no one cares what your baby is wearing, because he’s so damned cute!
And on that note, here’s your gratuitous baby-pic posting of my amazing, beautiful boy, who’s changed so much in the first two months, I despair of remembering what he looked like without all these pictures!
At 2 Days:
At 1 Week:
At 1 Month:
At 7 Weeks:
At 8 Weeks:
