How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth of every crash
When updates force a restart’s endless thrash
And Windows stalls, blue screens my free-time raze.
I hate thee for thy licenses’ steep price.
Thy hated cloud locks data out of reach.
Thy Edge that shoves itself through every breach
And laggy Teams, a blight on each device.
I hate thee for thy bloat, thy forced AIs
Thy products killed to force useless upgrades
Thy OneDrive sync that falters, loses files.
With every bug, my fury grows apace
Thy practices that spark such user cries,
I hate thee for thy squand’ring of my days.
— Me
