Whimsical

Secret Battle

Last night, just before going to bed, I set our robotic vacuum to clean our downstairs rooms while we slept. Judging by the carnage I found...

Have you ever thought that maybe there really is a massive universal consciousness, and it has a really sick sense of humor? Like, it just loves...

I had one of the most distasteful experiences of my life today. Not worst, mind you, it just almost literally left a bad taste in my...

A plague is upon the clan. It came first for the children, slowly turning them into foul fountains of noxiousness. My wife and I ministered to...

From my all-time favorite poet… My heart leaps up when I behold A rainbow in the sky; Contrariwise, my blood runs cold When little boys go...

As a business owner, home owner, dog owner, and now children owner, I have come to understand a great many things about life in the modern...