They’re Trying to Kill Me!

Poor Zeus valiantly gave his life saving mine. Fortunately, no one was in the passenger’s seat (where part of the engine now lives). This is the result of an incredibly stupid woman who only crossed one of two eastbound lanes before trying to turn west…

Zeus

I survived freakishly well. Despite the complete obliteration of the SUV’s front end, my injuries were trivial. They almost weren’t. My right forearm was slashed open in two big gouges, and I would have bled profusely, but in an ironic twist, the heat from the airbag subsequently burned my forearm so badly that both wounds were completely cauterized!

I will miss this car. A Lot!

Still not sure I’ll ever feel about the new Honda Ridgeline the way I did about my trusty Rodeo Sport…

Lummox