Baby Alert Condition: Yellow

NOTE: We’ve been inundated with folks checking in on our little lass, Arabella Skye’s arrival for the last couple of weeks, so I figured that I should start posting updates to the world. In the coming hours, we expect her arrival to commence…

Alert Condition Yellow

Our forward observation teams report the appearance of major perturbations in maternity-space! These contractions are expected to presage an incursion, but haven’t yet necessitated any action on the part of our baby-action teams.

More details will be broadcast as they become available…